More Hilarious Spam!
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Blog on Nov 6th, 2009 |
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Because I need the laugh! Because it’s just funny (or is it actually sad?) to think of people sitting somewhere in front of a computer thinking up this stuff!! And mostly because I keep getting it!! I couldn’t resist the ol’ copy/paste of some of the best spam I’ve had lately in my in-box!
First up? None other than Dr.Oma Chiroma!!
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TESTED COMPUTERIZATION FOREIGN TRANSFER UNIT
CENTRAL BANK HOUSE LAGOS
TEL: +234-803-635-7656
OUR REF: FGN/CBN/CCMU/2109/009
Attn Beneficiary,
TRUTH OF THE MATTER
I have decided to contact you directly and personally after a serious thought because I do not have any hatred on you, but your Nigerian partners.
I am the Director, Tested Computerization Foreign Transfer Unit central bank of Nigeria(CBN). Sometime in the past, your Nigerian partners approached
me through a friend of mine and requested me to assist them to conclude a money transfer deal. They gave me your name, company name and bank particulars
and told me to include them into our computer system in the central computer unit so that it will appear as if you are one of the genuine contractors that
have been cleared for payment.
According to them, they wanted to use this strategy to transfer a huge amount of money which they accumulated through inflated contract awards and the
money have been floating in the CBN since then. The original contractors have been paid therefore they wanted to use your account to transfer the inflated amount out of Nigeria.
We agreed that once I do this, they would give me us$100,000.00 and another us$100,000.00 when i release the fund to your account. When they saw that I have done so and your name
has been approved among the list of those to be paid, instead of giving me the agreed deposit, they started avoiding me and resorted to threat.
I immediately delete the transfer access code (TAC) and your personal identification numbers (PIN), which is only known to me due to my position and duty but released other contractors fund without yours.
They became angered the more when they saw that their threat did not work, they started bribing other officials to get another approval to transfer the money to you without success.
it is not funny that a contractor is being asked to pay one tax or the other. i am 100% responsible for the delay and obstructions because of their breach of agreement.
if you doubt what i have just told you, pay any amount they will ask you to pay now, after a short time, they will come up with another reason to pay again and it goes on and on.
They are simply wicked and do not know where their problem lies. now, if you want us to work together, these are my conditions:
A)I will have 30% of the money because it is only the two of us left for now.
B)You will assist my son to open an account in your country or any other place of my choice where I will pay in my own share.
C)As you have seen, it will be useless and a more waste of time and money if you continue with any other person,
so it is better we agree with each other and conclude the transaction with utmost secrecy. If these conditions are acceptable to you, contact me as soon as possible quoting your contract number to prove that you are the true person,
so that we will finalize. But if you are not interested, I advise you to forget the fund as it will be transferred into the federal government of Nigeria consolidated national reserve.
Kindly contact me on the above email address or my 24 hours direct mobile number + 234 803 635 7656.
Best Regards,
Dr. Oma Chiroma
Director, Tested Computerization foreign Transfer Unit
Tel: +234-803-635-7656
NB: YOUR CONTRACT FUND MUST BE IN YOUR ACCOUNT UNDER SEVEN WORKING DAYS
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LOL!!! Okey Dokey then!! I’ll be sure and get that info right to ya there Dr.!! Oh and if any of you readers feel so inclined you have my permission to take my place 
DISCLAIMER!! I’m NOT in any way suggesting you do that of course!!
Now on to #2! Another Dr.!! I feel honored 
Presenting Dr. Cheng Chang! LOL!
I am Dr Cheng Chang, the sole owner of Cheng Jewelry Export in Hong Kong.
We are into the exportation of Gold, Diamond, Gemstones and jewelry into
the USA,Canada and Europe. We are interested in employing your services,
to work with us as our foreign payment receiving officer. Who will help us
receive payments on our behalf for Goods supply to our clients
Worldwide.
Most of our overseas clients prefer to pay us in cheques and drafts for
goods supplied. Due to the increase in demand of our products in the
United States and Canada,we have decided to seek representatives who will
directly receive payments from our clients within these region.
This position will definitely not interfere with your current employment,
as it is only a part time offer. Note that this job will become permanent
based on a positive assessment of your transparency and honesty after a
probation period of three (3) months.
As our payment receiving agent, you are entitled to 10% of whatever amount
you receive on behalf of this company. Thereafter, you will be instructed
on how to remit the balance to our account department. If you are
interested in this business proposal, ensure that you reply us Now
Please contact us via email with the information below:
FULL NAME:
MAILING
MARITAL STATUS:
STATE/COUNTRY:
TEL/FAX NUMBERS:
OCCUPATION:
AGE:
SEX:
We look forward to working with you.
NB: Ignore this mail if you are not interested in this offer
Sincerely,
Dr. Cheng Chang
President/CEO
Cheng Jewelry Export
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Think I’ll be able to quit my day job?
I can’t help but laugh at these!! It’s hilarious!! We all need a little more laughter!
btw…I know Halloween is over! I know I need to change my big header pic up there! Will do the next time I have time! That might be around umm…Easter maybe? Have a good one everyone!
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